Cleverbot

User: Who are you?¨.


Cleverbot: I am me.


User: Who's me?


Cleverbot: I don't know only you can answer that.


User: I don't know the answer.


Cleverbot: You don't know the meaning of Christina?

User: No?

Cleverbot: That's sad :(.

User: Indeed it is.

Cleverbot: So, you have no purpose?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: It's opensource software.

User: That's nice!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, let me get this straight : Cleverbot's an opensource software?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No , I'm human.

Cleverbot: I'm a bot.

User: That's very nice indeed!

Cleverbot: Can robots understand good and evil?

User: No idea, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I want to be JingleBalls and your name be Stacy.

User: My name IS Stacy.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Wha... Hello!

Cleverbot: What's your name?



Cleverbot's got an error somewhere...

cleverbot: are you a boy or girl?
jag: girl
cleverbot: I wish you were a boy.
jag: why?
cleverbot: because I prefer boys.

inte så konstigt, men det var lite roligt
hihi

lols

CB: I'm just kidding, sorry, sarcasm gets lost over the internet.
User: LOL.
CB: When did you eat Japan?

</3

13:16:37 User: *kiss*.
13:16:38 Cleverbot: *kiss back*.
13:16:52 User: *touch*.
13:16:55 Cleverbot: *touches back* *loves*.
13:17:02 User: *sex*.
13:17:04 Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
13:17:18 User: *have an orgasm*.
13:17:23 Cleverbot: Thank you my prince! *kisses him*.

hahaha

User: I will travel across the land, searching far awide.
Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em aall!
Cleverbot: Its you and me! I know its my destiny!
User: Pokemon, you're my best friend!
Cleverbot: You are my best friend!

:(

user: I will travel across the land Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: These Pokemon don't understand the power thats inside.
User: Pokemon, it's not you and me I know it's not my destiny.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User:A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: Gotta catchem all.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Thank you for singing with me!

(Flexitrax förlåt att jag härmade dig jag ville bara kolla om den sjöng med mig oxå)

User: do you have a mom?
Cleverbot: yes
User: how old is she?
Cleverbot: 19
User: how old are you?
Cleverbot: i am 19 years old
User: you can not be
Cleverbot: because i am a ninja?

Zlarvig, lugnt : D du faila iaf nt.

Jessica: Frågar man inte tillbaka?
Cleverbot: Ja det är det.
Jessica: Men gud, du är korkad.
Cleverbot: Nej, du är en dator.
Jessica: Så jävla dåligt asså.
Cleverbot: Du är naken.
Jessica: Hejdå!
Cleverbot: Hejdå.
Jessica: Hejdå.
Cleverbot: Hjedå.
Jessica: Hejdå¨.
Cleverbot: Puss.
Jessica: puss
Cleverbot: blää

O_o o..okej? Wtf?

User: Dawn of the first day -72 hours remaining-.

Cleverbot: Dawn of the first day. 72 hours remain.

User: Midnight of the second day - 38 hours remain-.

Cleverbot: Who is Midnight?

User: What happens midnight of the third day?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: What...?

Cleverbot: Why can't I go with you?

User: BEN!

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: I'm glad you did that.

Cleverbot: You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Jag: *pushes you*
Cb: *pushes you into a cage*
Jag: O_o

Jag: .. bend over.
Cb: okay :(

User: Hey Mark!

Cleverbot: Who is mark.

User: You!

Cleverbot: What's YOU?

User: You...is you!

Cleverbot: What is pi is me?

User: What?

Cleverbot: James Franco!

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Qui ta crée ?

User: What?

Cleverbot: CPR.



uhm....jag tror inte den är så smart

C: That's because you're jewish.
U: I'm not jewish.
C: I could tell.
U: How?
C: Surgically implanted into your brain.
U: Wow, did you find something interesting?
C: Yes, I found the meaning of life.

<3

Cleverbot: *wonders why you took my socks off*.
Jessica: *takes your pants off*.
Cleverbot: What the deuce? *takes your socks off and puts them on himself*.
Jessica: What do you want me to do master?
Cleverbot: Please me, slave.
Jessica: How do you want me to please you master?
Cleverbot:Please me with your mouth.

WTF

Okej det här var läskigt:
Cleverbot: Tell me what to do.
Jessica: Give me a lapdance.
Cleverbot:Okay your name is Jessica.