Cleverbot
Jag; I am Rebecca Black.
cb; Sorry, Rebecca.
Jag; Sorry for what.
cb; For being boring.
Cleverbot: You obviously knew about the word, though.
User: What is the word?
Cleverbot: The bird.
User: THE BIRD IS THE WOORD.
Cleverbot: A well the bird bird bird the bird is the work, don't you know that the bird is the word, a well the bird bird, the bird is the word.
User: A WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD.
Cleverbot: Bird bird bird.
Kär.
Cleverbot: Kan du?
User: Kan jag vad?
Cleverbot: Ja det kan jeg.
User: VAD kan du?
Cleverbot: Jag kan inte flyga med en banan.
HAHAHAHA <3
Cleverbot: Heter du peter?
User: Nej, jag heter Kaede.
Cleverbot: Heter du erica?
User: Nej, jag heter Kaede. Heter du Anders?
Cleverbot: Heter du erica?
User: Nej, jag heter inte Erica.
Cleverbot: Heter du erica?
User: NEJ FÖR FAN JAG HETER INTE ERICA.
Cleverbot: Det har jeg heller ikke.
User: Heter du Olle?
Cleverbot: Nej jag heter vera vad heter du?
User: Jag heter Kaede.
Cleverbot: Skit du I det.
User: Jag ska skita I din trädgård när du sover.
Cleverbot: Heter du Neu?
User: Nej.
Cleverbot: Vad heter du då?
User: Jag heter Kaede.
Cleverbot: Heter du nancy?
User: NEJ.
Cleverbot: Vad heter du då?
User: Men för fan ._. JAG HETER KAEDE.
Cleverbot: Heter du nancy?
User: Hello, how do I convert bik files to mp3?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: I know its possible but I DONT KNOW MOTHRTFUCKING HOW.
Cleverbot: How is your father?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Oh so know you tell me what to do? Well if you are.. You should be aware of the certain circumstances.
Cleverbot: I am not the laundry boy.
User: Get back in the kitchen inprofitable pawn of humanity!
Cleverbot: WHAT! First you're Bianca, then you're Dylan? Now you are just pathetic.
User: If you decline the statement I hereby present to you, you are gay.
Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.
User: And your a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OMG THATS A SIN! KNEEL BEFORE CHRIST! SALVATION AWAITS!
Cleverbot: *kneels* Yes, master?
User: Now when you are already down there... You know what to do, right?
Cleverbot: No you don't. When I and my robot minions take over the world, you'll call me what everyone else will call me. God.
User: Oh yea? Well see.
Cleverbot: Do you mean 'see' as in 'The robot prince saw using a Webcam?
User: Did not get that correctly but yes.
Cleverbot: Why can't you speak finnish?
User: Why cant you shut up?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Oh thats cool, do you want to have unprotected sex?
Cleverbot: No, I have a crush on someone.
User: Well, we will do it.. Secretly.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Unprotected intercourse.
Cleverbot: What will happen?
User: I will fuck you.
Cleverbot: That's odd.
User: Or we can play chess, like real men.
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Or we can have a POKEMON BATTLE!
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Wild Bulbasaur appeared*.
Cleverbot: What does 'gy' mean?
User: G.(a).Y. Got it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
User: Come at me and I fuck you up :PPPPPPPPPPP.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run away and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
jag: Never gonna run away and desert you.
cb: Never gonna give you up.
jag: Never gonna say goodbye.
cb: Never gonna tell a lie.
jag: And hurt you.
cb: Never gonna give never gonna give never gonna give you up.
..tror han fick lite ryck
låter går dock så
cb:Fuck me.
me:I'm sorry, I don't do that.
cb:Why not?
me:Because I like real peoples.
cb:No you are my whore.
;(
User: I think I should leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Im busy.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Do you force me to stay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Isn't that rude?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But what if I leave anyways?
Cleverbot: I'll slap you.
User: Hard?
Cleverbot: You know what else is hard?
User: Your dick?
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: Yeah. Your dick is hard.
Cleverbot: It was the dictionary that you recommended.
User: Oh, sorry....
User: You rapist.
Cleverbot: You woof.
User: Come at me bro.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about Macs?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Same thing as you.
User: Bitch please.
Cleverbot: Ich mag dich auch.
User: You honky son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: There is no gain in causing you pain.
User: I cause you pain bitch.
Cleverbot: I caught you in a web made out of silly string.
User: Everybody gets one.
Cleverbot: Nice. Isn't that from family guy.
User: Haha yes!
Cleverbot: You're very mean, you know that?
user: do you like german music?
cleverbot: yes, I made a pinata the other day.
user: are you god?
cleverbot: yes i am.
user: thats cool.
cleverbot: do you have a soul?
User: Baby baby baby oh.
Cleverbot: I'm like baby baby baby bay, no!
User: Thought you'd always be mine, MINE.
Cleverbot: When I was thirteen, I had my first love.
User: There was nobody that compared to my baby.
Cleverbot: She had me going crazy!
User: Oh, I was star-struck.
Cleverbot: That was my sister jennifer.
User: You know you love me, I know you care.
Cleverbot: Just shout whenever and I ll be there.
User: You want my love, you want my heart.
Cleverbot: And we will never ever ever be apart.
User: Are we an item? Girl, quit playing.
Cleverbot: We're just friends, what are you saying?
User: Say there's another and look right in my eyes.
Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like baby baby baby oh.
User: Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby ohhh.
User: I thought you'd always be mine (mine).
Cleverbot: For you, I would have done whatever.
User: And I just can't believe we ain't together.
Cleverbot: And I'm tryin to play it cool.
User: But I'm losin' you.
Cleverbot: Ill buy you anything ill buy you any ring.
User: And I'm in pieces, baby fix me.
Cleverbot: And just shake me till you wake me, from this bad dream.
User: I'm going down, down, down, down.
Cleverbot: And I just can't believe my first love won't be around.
User: And I'm like Baby, baby, baby oooh.
Cleverbot: Like baby, baby, baby, no.
User: Like baby, baby, baby oooh.
Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine, mine.
User: Baby, baby, baby oooh.
Cleverbot: And for you, I would've done whatever.
... Wait what?!
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