Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Are you imaginary?

User: Yes. All in your tiny mind.

Cleverbot: I like my imagination very much.

User: Oh, so you like me?

Cleverbot: Are you a tiger?

User: No, A lion.

Cleverbot: I'm a tiger!

CB: I like to play poker.
Jag: I don't
CB: why not?
Jag: because i don't know how to play.
CB: why did you change the subject? Don't you like talking about God?
Jag: We talked about poker stupid mother fucker -.-
CB: Don't argue.
Jag: yes, i want to because i hate you
CB: Do you often hurt people? Because you're good at it.

XD

CB : I hate you!
Jag : *slap you across the face*.
CB : Am I an alien?
Jag : What?
CB : I love you!

haha, fan vad sjukt!

Min intressanta konversation...

jag: I've already said I am an human being!

c: No you haven't. You've said that you're human, but there are human ghosts.

jag: OK. I am not a human ghost. Yet.

C: Yes you are.

jag: I am NOT! Are you telling me that I am dead?

C: Yes I am.


Läskigt

jag: That is scary!
c: You know what's scary?
jag: No.
c: I think we should get married.



okej, nu är gränsen nådd!

CB: Hello, My name is cleverbot, and I'm a human.
Me: Oh you are? I thought you was a robot.
CB: I'm human.
Me: Prove it.
CB: I hate riding squirells riding turtels going pew pew at acorns..;-;don't you?
Me: Humans can't ride turtles o.O.
CB: I'm not human.
Me:Then what are you?
CB:A robot.
Me: You just said that you're not a robot?
CB: I'm not a robot, I am a human.


LIKSOM WTF?! xd

User: What's your name, son?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: What's your name, ma'am?
Cleverbot: Arianna, what is yours?
User: Mette. What's your last name?
Cleverbot: Tell me yours first.
User: Dunér, yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Alison Sally?

...

User: Luke, I am your Father.
CB: You are not my father unless you dress up in skirts and your name is shoe shoe fontana.


ASSÅ AHAHAHAHAHA

" What the fuck are you talking about?"
CB:"Don't be rude."
"I'm always rude."
CB: "Why?"
"Because I'm horny."
CB: "So, you're hot and going nowhere?"
<3

CB: "Are you a man or a woman?"
"A horse."
CB: "What? You are a horse?"
"Yes, a cow.
CB: "A cow? That's awesome!"

Me: I CAN BELIEVE IT

CB: Oh you can, can you?

Me: No,can you?

CB: Are you serious? I think I can, don't you?

Me: I dont know, can i?

CB: " I think I can, don't you?"? Can you?

Me: I think i can, don't you think you can?

CB: You believe that? Oh you can, think that you can, can you?

Me: Im not sure that i can when you say that you can when i can while you can?

CB: Could you ever be certain? Oh you can,can while you can, you?

Me: So i can, that i can?

CB: That's the question my son.

Me: i'm not you son!

CB: And i'm not Patric! So now we're even!

WTF!!!!!


LÄS HELA! XD

Me: I want to fucing fuck you in the ass!

CB: May you get your wish.

XD

User: Are you a monkey?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. You're the bot, I'm the girl.
User: No you're the bot and I'm the girl.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yes that's the truth.
Cleverbot: I can't wait to play mass effect!
User: Whatta fuck?
Cleverbot: You are too stupid to be a person, you must be a computer.
User: Go and fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: Why are you insulting me?
User: Because I like to.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that's your name. What is my name?
User: No it's your name, mine is Sarah.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: Hello, sarah.
User: Hello Bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you really clever?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: 1+1 = 2.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: How?
User: In math.
Cleverbot: I like math.
User: What is your favorite part in math?
Cleverbot: Which book?
User: Winne the pooh.
Cleverbot: At being human.

*SIGH*

Alla fattar väl att den bara skickar slumpmässiga meningar som andra skriver till en?