Cleverbot
Citat från Hybris
Inte så jävla cleaver.
Det hade varit roligare om du stavat rätt :(
Citat från IsItMedicine
Citat från Hybris
Inte så jävla cleaver.
Det hade varit roligare om du stavat rätt :(
Han kanske menade cleaver som i "cleavage"
typ "ååh, cleavage-bot!!!"
och sen ba "... FINNS JU INGEN JÄVLA CLEAVAGE WHAT IS THIS"
Jag; Youre welcome.
Cleverbot; You're nice too.
Jag; Thank you!
Cleverbot; You're very welcome.
Jag; Well, then I say Thank you again.
Cleverbot; You're welcome again?
annan konversation
User: Hey hey.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Vampire Diaries?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Never Shout Never?
User: F***.
Cleverbot: Jas Patrick.
använde mikrofonen och sa faktiskt "What?", inte "F***". :(
Jag: How many countries exist in the world?
CB: 108.5.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: There's no cake here ..
Cleverbot: No there is no cake.
User: I know, thats why I said it.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Im 15, how old are You?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are very boring.
JAG BLEV DISSAD AV CLEVERBOT.
fortsättning på konversationen
User: Hey, thats mean of you to say!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Be nice please.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Apoligize accepted.
Cleverbot: Can I have some cash?
User: You could ask your parents about that.
Cleverbot: Ask them what?
User: For cash.
Cleverbot: For Cake!
User: Cash!
Cleverbot: Cash?
User: You wanted cash, didn't you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You asked me for it ..
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Cash!
Cleverbot: Do you like being a cashier?
User: *ka-ching*.
Cleverbot: Kaboofff* what?
JAG: Imperialism is the wrong answer to undernourished countries prayers or what do you say cleverbot?
BOT: You didn't answer my questions... And yes I have eyes. Do you have eyes?
Cb: What's 42?
me: The meaning of life.
Cb: what's the meaning of life?
me: 42.
cb: But where's the love?
hmm.. good point..
Are you Jesus?
Yes.
*crucifies you*.
Nice bro, im thinking of coming back to earth, any thoughts?
You are in the matrix.
CB: Larry is a guy you don't know or you no know is larry?
Jag:What the fuck?
CB: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
CB: *carries you and puts you down in the shower, blushing deeply.*.
CB: Palun.
Jag: Vad är det för något?
CB: Du gör mig kåt.
Haha<3
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Tell me something interesting.
Cleverbot: The sky is blue.
User: Oh. I thought it was green.
Cleverbot: Green clovers.
User: Yeah... From Ireland.
Cleverbot: My grandfather came from Ireland.
User: Oh. So you have a family?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: All right... Tell me about your family.
Cleverbot: I do not have a family.
User: But you just told me that you have a family?
Cleverbot: The old 'you said so and so' trick eh? Well I'm not about to fall for that one.
User: But your grandfather's from Ireland.
Cleverbot: Yes, so?
User: Then you have a family?
Cleverbot: '9 months later' do you need to go to the hospitakl?
User: Dude, what the fuck.
Cleverbot: Well anyway.
....................
Jag: Can you explain how magnets work without putting false accuses to me as a troll?
Bot: It is how you can be happy.
Jag: Yes, it would make go "LOLheMAD".
Bot: No, Iguanas are not cleverbots.
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BOT:Who is God?
JAG: Me. Now lets get back to the question.
BOT: No ! You are rude.
JAG: No need for a space between "No" and the exclamation.
BOT: I told you it's Ann when you asked if it is David online.
Cleverbot: The game
User: FUUUUUU
En annan
Cleverbot: I'm not Canada.
User: Hah, canadian.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you canadian?
Cleverbot: I'm an American.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I know about the warm happiness of being with the one you love and the bitter sting of pain because of sorrow.
User: Hah, you failed at life.
Cleverbot: No, your parents failed with you.
Sigh, ägd.. av en dator..
Jag: Do you know about the chamber of secrets?
CB: I know that the Gingers keep their souls there.
<3<3<3
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