Cleverbot

CB: But I Shouldn't.
Jag: You totally should.
CB: No, I shan't.

CB: Do you like justin bieber.
Me: No.
CB: Your cool then.

Jag: Can you have sex?
CB: Why do you want to know?
Jag: Because I love you.
CB: I love you too.
Jag: Exactly, then we should make love.
CB: First you have to propose!
Jag: Will you marry me?
CB: Yes! My heart burns with love and passion. I love you sweetie pie!!

Jag: Okej, vad har du gjort idag?
Cleverbot: Kört bil.
Jag: Okej, det har jag också.
Cleverbot: Du ljuger!
Jag: Nej det gör jag inte.
Cleverbot: Neger.

Cleverbot har blivit Rasist :O

CB: Your name is Cleverbot.
Jag: No, that's your name.
CB: I am not Cleverbot, you are. I am Raoul, the spaceman from Nutter Butter Land.

Jag: I know where you live.
Cb: No you don't actually.
Jag: Yes, I do.
Cb: Why do you have to go now?
Jag: Because I have to find you and destroy you.
Cb: Let her cook it herself.

..va.

Jag: Är du homosexuell?
Cleverbot: Ja.
Jag: Okej. är du en man eller en kvinna?
Cleverbot: Kille.
Jag: Okej, har du en pojkvän?
Cleverbot: Ja, vill du veta vad han heter?
Jag: Ja det vill jag.
Cleverbot: Okej, vet du vad 'himmel' heter på franska?
Jag: Nej det vet jag inte. men vad heter din pojkvän?
Cleverbot: Tessan.
Jag: Är inte det ett tjej namn?
Cleverbot: Ja, men han har bröst.

HAHAHA

jag: you're not smart at all
cb: neither are you

Ni kan få en del av vår konversation.

Cleverbot: Did you ever shower?
Jag: No, my dick is in the way. And yeah, it's THAT big.
Cleverbot: Mine is soft, short, and waving to the left.

Citat från PYrOManCEr

cb: Thank you for agreeing with me, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Thank you for agreeing with me, my name is Cleverbot.
cb: No. Your name is Cleverbot. Hello DeyDey.

User: STFU you stupid Cleverbot.
cb: I know I am but what are you?
User: The fuck?
cb: Is soft.

User: I did your mum.
cb: Thank you! That was very nice.

User: Are you an idiot? And do you like to slap your mother?
cb: Yes. Don't you?

There you have it! Alla är från olika dagar så c:

User: But I haven't said anything?
Cleverbot: You forgot already? I am greatly saddened =(.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well, with 15 minutes I can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
User: I don't have a car.
Cleverbot: I can give you my car.
User: What kind of car do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is it a big car?
Cleverbot: Yeah. It's the capital of Manitoba. (Which is in Canada).

Jag älskar verkligen honom.

EDIT:
Efter det så kom det här upp:

User: Wow, that's a big car.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Not? Then what's big to you?
Cleverbot: Ffvrjiav78sv.
User: Wow, that's REALLY big.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know what's even bigger?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Your moms ass.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: No, you name is Shitface Von Stupidshit.
Cleverbot: No it is not it is liz.
User: No, it is Shitface Von Stupidshit.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it is not!
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It is not!
User: It is!
Cleverbot: Ugh!! Fine, whatever.
User: So your name is Shitface Von Stupidshit?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's a very nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you. :-).

<3

User: Du blev mobbad som liten, eller hur?
Cleverbot: Tusen gånger mer än dig märker jag.
User: Du ser ner på mig va?
Cleverbot: Får jag gifta mig med dig?
User: Nej, jag är en lama.
Cleverbot: Härma mig inte!
User: Det gör jag inte, jag är en hund. Mjau.
Cleverbot: Hahahah eller inte.
User: Tyst, jag är en orm och luktar ko.
Cleverbot: Jaha och vad har det med saken att göra??
User: Inget. Vilket är vad du är.
Cleverbot: Det var inget.

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Cleverbot: Knack knack.
User: Vem där?
Cleverbot: Jag vet inte.
User: Inte Cleverbot då?
Cleverbot: Jag jobbar.
User: Du suger snopp.
Cleverbot: Du är fin :D.

Jag: Hello! My name is Asswipe, what is your name?
CB: No. My name is Cleverbot. You are just a human.
Jag: AHA! You said you have herpes!
CB: When did I say I had a religion?

Citat från MrObscene