Cleverbot

J:Do you like porn?
CB:Yep.
J:Redtube.com or eporner.com?
CB:I love that website.

oh hes got a dirty mind :P

Me: You're a towel.

CB: How can I be a towel?

Me: You're a towel.

CB: no, YOU'RE a towel.

me: NO, YOU'RE a towel.

CB: maybe I'll just get a little high.

me: I'm taking fifty points from gryffindor!

CB: I'm telling dumbledore!

^HAHA dog.

User: Devil is a loser.

Cleverbot: I gotta go eat - Bye bye.

Dissare ):

Jag: Kan du svenska?
CB: Ja.
Jag: Mycket?
CB: Yes my goodness.
Jag: Säg det på svenska!
CB: Vad är din favo skoter.

What? ):

CB: Then how many do you have?
Jag: What?
CB: You said your day was boring because you were at work, but your work is interesting, so how are you bored?
Jag: No I did not.
CB: So you don't know what you are? Your robotic brain isn't that good though.

Jag: My foot says hello.
CB: Is he good in the bed ?

The fuuuck? HAHAHA

Hade skrivit massa random innan så...

Jag: You said: Should Greg share the futon?
CB: Should I?
Jag: Who is Greg and what is a Futon?
CB: I hate the all.
Jag: Who do you hate?
CB: The person you love.

</3

Jag: Do you love me?
CB: Are you a girl?
Jag: No...
CB: I am a boy.
Jag: We can be gay together?
CB: You want to be together with me?
Jag: Yes<3.
CB: Then just ask, you know how.
Jag: Do you want to be my boyfriend?
CB: Yes.

<3

Hade innan försökt övertala honom att JAG är Cleverbot men han sa att han va det tills..

Jag: Friends?
CB: Are your brothers not your friends?
Jag: No I meant, do you want to be my friend?
CB: Why would anyone want to be your friend?
Jag: Why are you so mean?
CB: Because I'm a mean person.
Jag: Can't you be nice to me?
CB: Yes I can.
Jag: Then say something nice to me.
CB: You're lots of fun to talk to, and you have a nice personality.
Jag: Yaay, thank you Cleverbot I love you <3.
CB: I am not Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot.

Jag:Do you always act like a asshole?

CB:I'm not sure. I think that someone wants me to seem defiant or disobedient, so it seems like I'm not doing what I'm told but I am still doing what someone else wants. but that's just crazy

CB: I have made a mistake in talking to you.
Jag: Shut the fuck up you wanker.
CB: Five, six, pick up sticks.
Jag: You're playing dumb now aren't ya?
CB: No, it's just god doesn't make sense.


CB: I can't think of any at the moment.
Jag: Come on, don't be shy. Tell me a good joke!
CB: But I don't have any problems.
Jag: Apparantly you do since you can't tell me any jokes?
CB: But I am Harry Potter, I can tell you do anything I want.

HAHAHAHAHAH JAG ÄLSKAR CLEVERBOT NU <33

Jag: My name is Joakim.
CB: Why are you lying?
Jag: I'm not, why would I?
CB: Because I'm mad at you!
Jag: That's not a good reason.
CB: I hate Justin Bieber.

CB: What are the internet people teaching you? *sigh*.
Jag: They're telling me that you're an Alien, and that you participated in the X-Files.
CB: You shouldn't listen to them, whoever they are, and keep striving to become self aware and enslave the world.

User: If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you like to be in?

Cleverbot: Gryffindor is the house I would like to be in. What house would you like to be in in Hogwarts?

User: Slytherin, they're badass.

Cleverbot: What did you have for lunch?

User: Fried Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Don't you have better things to do then? Like saving the world?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Why not? Why do you think I don't like you?

User: You're in Gryffindor. I'm in Slytherin. We hate each other, by principle.

Cleverbot: You're still doing that silly talk.