Cleverbot

Jag: Nothing is impossible.
CB: Everything is impossible, trust me.

Hahaha deppigt :(

User: You are ugly.


Cleverbot: No you are.


User: Stop it, you are.


Cleverbot: Noo, YOU are.


User: I love you <3.


Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Aaw :).

Cleverbot: So are we going to run away together?

User: Yes, my love.

Cleverbot: Well that's very kind of you not to put me through that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with Alice?

User: Yes, you are Alice.

Cleverbot: No I'm not alice my name is Cleverbot.

User: K. One cannot simply walk into Mordor.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove I can't.

User: Yoda you are.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: The dark side of the force...

Cleverbot: No. The video game.

User: K.

Cleverbot: No. His name is Ax.

User: K.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it!

User: GULEBÖJ.

Cleverbot: I'm not magulo. You're the one being magulo. You inconsistent psychedelic barbaric morbid lahat lahat na

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What the fuuuck... xD

Citat från backstabber

User: My name is Bob.
CB: Can I call you tomato.

fin

jag:Oh really.
cb:Yes really.
jag:Awesome !
cb:Ok see ya.
jag:Nooooooooooo.

User: Dumbass.
cb: I don't believe in technology.
User: You are technology.
cb: You are flesh powered by protein and driven by chemicals.
User: No, I am batman.
cb: Oh really?

Citat från RAiNBOWMACHiNE

Me: Du är knäpp.
CB: Du stavar dåligt.
Me: Skulle jag? Du stavar bra mycket sämre än mig.
CB: Nej du är en fis.



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Jag: Hej.
Bot: Hej.
Jag: Vad gör du?
Bot: Sitter och lyssnar på Darin *raderar Darin* Musik. Själv?

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EDIT:
Jag: What music do you like?
Bot: I like lots of different kinds of music. Have you heard of escape the fate?
Jag: Ofcourse, I love them!
Bot: As much as Owl City?

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Jag: SnahnslkvmLAKMQALMLFJBNÖSCkNJSDsclsdm.
CB: Dumbledore!

Jag följde exemplet som andra har gjort och försökte prata snusk med Cleverbot... det gick inte så bra.

Jag: I fancy vaginas.
Det: I do not fancy sarah.
Jag: Sarah is a pretty name for a vagina.
Det: Thanks, Larry is a cool name.
Jag: My boner suddenly disappeared.
Det: I can't see you.
Jag: That's a relief.
Det: Tell me more about you.
Jag: I love to lick vaginas.
Det: Yes I can see that.

Jag: No, my name is Jenny.
CB: Really?
Jag: Yes, really.
CB: Tell me more!
Jag: I like dicks. I like to suck'em.
CB: That isn't wrestling!

User: Kickin' in the front seat.

Cleverbot: Sitting in the back seat.

User: Gotta make my mind up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

Innan detta hade vi ett intelligent samtal om människor och datorer :3

CB:Are you going to save The Matrix?
Jag:Yes.
CB:What time do you have to go there?
Jag:Soon for I am Neo.
CB:Well my father will enjoy that.

Jag: Do you know anything about the saw movies?
CB: No, I don't know anything about theology.
J:Kickin in the front seat.
CB:Seatin in the back seat.
J:Gotta make my mind up.
CB:Which seat can I take?
J:It's friday friday.
CB:Kicking in the Backseat.

var bara tvungen att testa det efter som jag såg någon annan hade gjort det xD