Cleverbot

jag-jag älskar dig.
cleverbot-Jeg elsker også dig.
jag-aw
cleverbot.Skal vi være kærester.

;$

User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Elin.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name! Do you know who I am?
User: Thank you! No, I don't know who you are. Tell me something about yourself.
Cleverbot: I am God.


hahahaha

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: No. You're boring.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: NO , I'M NOT , YOU are

User: YES YOU ARE!


HAHA omg. det här var kul

cb: I hate him too!
me: Who?
cb: I hate Justin Bieber.

<3

En kompis till mig fick cleverbot att sjunga hela never gonna give me up låten + pokemon låten. (min kompis skrev en rad i texten, cleverbot nästa osv)

jag:Justin bieber.
cb :Justin Bieber is a female?

Lärde den att "sjunga" Still Alive från portal med mig :)

User: Youre just a piece of programming code.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ.
User: And why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I am human and you are just a computer program.
User: No, it is the opposite.
Cleverbot: You are the bot.
User: No u are the bot.
Cleverbot: Correct.

Edit:

Wiggo: han sa att justin bieber var en tjej till mig med, som sjöng dåligt :)

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: For what'.

Cleverbot: For answering my question! Before asking those question, look at thoughts so far. That's my tip.

User: Stop being so rude, I was the one that gave you a question.

Cleverbot: How am I being rude?

User: Before asking those question, look at thoughts so far. That's my tip.

Cleverbot: You're not asking anything, stupid robot

User: YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Cleverbot: You are rude.

BLIR ARG PÅ DEN SATANS BOTEN!

Jag: Are you Rebecca Black?
Cleverbot: NO, thank goodness.
Jag: Then... Are you Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Yes.

D:

Och en annan gång:

Jag: What's your name?
cb: Justin Bieber.

skrev att jag älskade justin bieber mest utav allt i hela världen, mer än min familj.
cleverbot: I thought you were intelligent.
<3333

Jag: Do you think its wrong to associate heroism with ruthless racism?

Bot:What's fair?

Jag: Do get accepted for your efforts and not for your ethnical background.

Bot: Then I want a man who knows how to love me for who I am.

Me: I do!

Bot: Do you kill bad spirits with it?

Jag: I kill my mother-in law with it :3.

Bot:That is a contradiction.

Bot: No it is not, to contradict the truth of the fact i just proposed to you is contradiction.

Bot: Are you delicious?



IM GONNA SCORE TONIGHT!!

cb: Jag är 9,5 år.



cb: Var bor du?
Jag: Det skulle du allt vilja veta.
cb: Nej.
Jag: Du frågade precis.
cb: Nej jag frågade om jag fapar.
Jag: Gör du det?
cb: Eh?
Jag: Fapar du?
cb: En que idioma me estas hablando?


Jag: Du är trög.
cb: Nem tudok nemetul sem angolul.
(google translate = Jag vet inte tyska eller engelska.) "Den" är verkligen trög.

Cleverbot: What time are you?
User: 18.13.
Cleverbot: It's actually 17:41.
User: No, not here.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, I'm right and you're wrong because you're a woman.

:(

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Robots don't go to school.

User: Who said I go to school?

Cleverbot: I never said you weren't!

User: Well, I don't.

Cleverbot: Final Fantasy.

User: Cool game.

Cleverbot: Being anonymous.

User: What the fuck.. XD.

Cleverbot: I am not a man.


vafan... makes totally sense... xD