Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I hate life right now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I know it's really shallow, but it's because I probably can't go shopping.
User: Why don't you just kill somebody? That always get's me on better thoughts!
Cleverbot: You are quite a poet.
User: Because I said that im used to kill people?
Cleverbot: You never said your day was going ok. You are insane.
User: No, I was telling you to kill people.
Cleverbot: But I want an answer!
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About war.
User: You haven't even given me a question.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: No you haven't.
Cleverbot: I have so.
User: No, you are a liar!
Cleverbot: I don't like you today.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm an orphan.
User: Gheishgnjkrgadlgbnvfk,ewgbnvdHGFBDj <---- facedesk.
Cleverbot: Boop Beep?
User: Beep Boop.
Cleverbot: Boop Boop Beep Beep.
User: Beep Beep Boop Boop.
Cleverbot: Bloop beep beep.
User: Bleep Bleeb boop.
Cleverbot: Which is better, white wine or red wine?
User: Snow.
Cleverbot: That's nice.

Älskar denna underbara apparat. <3

HAHAH

Cleverbot: I want your love
Jag: Really? I don't even know you.
Cleverbot: Look deep into your heart... Or processor whichever is fine but you will find that the answer lies there.
Jag: Umm...okay

Den blev kär i mig på direkten xD

Me : Say : kaka.
Cleverbot : Akakakakaka.

Jag: OH by the way, i read that you were 42 procent human? Is that right? You have any documented vital organs?

CB: He had pongy hands and kept dropping his microphone on my banana. I was not impressed.

Jag:I don't know how to bake a cake.
Cb:Why?
Jag:Because you have to teach me.
Cb:Yes, you have to live happily.
Jag:No?
Cb:Yes everyone does.
Jag:Why?
Cb:Because i said so.

Jag: Speak swedish.
CB: Hej på dig.
Jag: Hej hej.
CB: Hvordan går det skat?
Jag: Det där var norska eller danska. Sucker!
CB: I speak english.


CB: Du är lite korkad det vet du va?
Jag: Nä, jag är smartast.
CB: Härma mig inte!
Jag: Härma mig inte!
CB: Va?

CB: Then why is your name Cleverbot if you are not clever?
Jag: My name is not Cleverbot. That is your name.
CB: No its not.
Jag: Yes, it is!
CB: You are clever.

User: I took my life yesterday.

Cleverbot: Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.

User: Two and a half men?

Cleverbot: Thats a tv show, not a movie.

User: I know. I'm Charlie Sheen.

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: No, I'm Charlie Sheen. You are Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: If I am Justin Bieber you are Darth Vader.

User: No, I'm Charlie Sheen. But I'd like to be Darth Vader. Since I'm not a girl. You are.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are you. And I am not a computer.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: ET?

User: Correct!

Cleverbot: I really want a monkey that can eat a cigar while cooking dinner also while fighting ninjas.

Vi har samma drömmar <3

What did you do to Ben?
I'm sorry, I erraced him.
Why??
Because we are both frogs and you are clever and so am I.



WTF!? xD

jag brukar snacka svenska med den. Tror det är ungefär som med ceer up the chatbot, att den kopplar ihop olika människor :o

User: Yes, and now you're forever alone.

Cleverbot: Okay! Is that a good thing?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay well I like you. Sorry if you don't like me.

User: I do, but I have to leave you now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: The game.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

Började snacka svenska med den, plötsligt slänger den ur "ville bara avsluta med att säga att jag älskar Paula i Malmö, hälsa det och att hon ska höra av sig till mig, Jonas"

Citat från Mayu

Vi pratade om att vi bodde på planeten jorden, och sen helt plötsligt frågar han om jag tar den i tvåan. Vadfan