Bizarre 80's movies part 3

Okay, so now it's time to list some of the the bad/cheesy/hilarious/laughable horror flicks of the 80's!

Let's start with the first one I found in my research:

The Stuff

Now, I've heard of pretty weird stuff in the horror genre. But never of evil yoghurt, because that's exactly what this one is about. Two mine workers find some white goo in the ground (sounds bad already doesn't it?) and for some inexplainable reason, they decide to taste it. To their delight, it tastes very good. So good infact, that they manage to sell the stuff and soon it's the number one food product. Ohhh, and guess what they decide to call it? The stuff! Brilliant!

And theres' this one little kid, who sees through it's innocent facade for what it really is (what exactly we'll never know). He just knows that it's EVIL and that you shouldn't eat it. So in a very "dramatic" scene he storms into the local grocery store and tears off all "the stuff" packages from the shelves, yelling all the while like some raving lunatic.

And ofcourse the kid was right, and people start either dying or become deranged because of it. You know, as you do from eating evil yoghurt that somebody dug up from the ground and claimed to be harmless.

Now even though the movie bad, it's what kind of makes it kick ass. xD

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Now let's move on to another cheese brick!

Killer Klowns from outer space (yes it's suppose to be a K)

If the title doesn't explain itself, this will:

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The only reason to why you should see this movie is the same for watching "Killer tomatoes": because it's so stupid it's funny. Plus the clowns drink blood xD.


Chopping Mall

The security is updated in a mall, and gets new security guards. Three robots that seem reasonable, not overly violent and sufficent. WRONG! When a gang of teenagers stay overnight at the mall to fool around, lightning strikes the security office and hits the computers that control the robots. So they go a tiny bit insane, and goes around stalking after potential victims to maul. Now when you see the robots, you'll kind of understand immidiatly that this is a looooooow production.

Despite that, the movie is entertaining and enjoyable (but OH so cheesy...my god).

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C.H.U.D

Ta-dah-dah-dah-DAAAAAHH! My favorite 80's flick to laugh at. Because it's insane, there's really no other words for it. And do you know what "C.H.U.D" stands for? I'll tell ya! "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller". And that's exactly what the movie is about! They come at night, eating dogs (in this case poodles) or a child or yourself. THE HORROR! Except these creatures looks more like something the cat dragged in five years ago, and then been run over a couple of times. It kind of resembles "the creature from the black lagoon" except in fetus form. And it's roars sounds kind of....musical. xD

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