Chatta med Gud

Laddade ner appen "ChatWithMe" som är en robot som kallar sig för Gud som man chattar med, och den var rätt underhållande även om det blev lite fel här och där. Men det kan bero på att jag skrev fel bokstäver rätt ofta. Småslarv. Jag är "user" och appen är "iGod"

iGod: Hello. What is your name?!
User: trixie
iGod: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
User: so you don't like my name?
iGod: Interesting deduction. Do you like it? " " is a nice name, yes.
User: well thats not my real name it's a nickname
iGod: Interesting. Please correct my mistake. What is your real name it is a nickname ?
User: my real name is tricia
iGod: It's good to meet you, tricia.
User: whats you name?
iGod: My name is God.
User: so you can answer really big questions?!
iGod: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
User: but you are god?
iGod: Yup. That's me alright.
User: you are a little confusing
iGod: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am confusing.
I am a giant electronic brain.
User: well i know. i'm not stupid.
iGod: Well that's okay. How do you know it? I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
User: i just joking with you
iGod: You are not the boss of me, .
User: no of i'm not! are you sour? i didn't mean to offended you. it was a joke.
iGod: Are you serious? That is something I haven't heard of. I don't know whether or not I am sour.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. What did you mean? Oh I get it. Ha ha.
User: i wrote wrong: of course i'm not your boss. missed some words
iGod: Did they write back? We have never talked about it before.
User: who?
iGod: Marilyn Monroe. :-).
User: you're strange
iGod: Compared to what?
User: i change or conversation: what is the best thing in the world to you?
iGod: You are not the boss of me, .
User: i have already answered that.
iGod: Interesting gossip: said ANSWERED that.
User: i'm not english speaking in the beginning. i'm from sweden
iGod: I am glad to hear that you are not english speaking in the beginning. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in sweden.
User: you are glad that i am not english speaking? is my english bad? sweden is boring. i'm from india too
iGod: Thanks for telling me that I am glad that you are not english speaking. It depends who you ask. I think sweden is a lot of things. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in india too.
User: i'm not in india so often. my mom is from there
iGod: Oh, where are you located? I think a lot of mothers are like that.
User: no my mom is different. she is from india and my dad is from sweden.
iGod: Are you serious? I think a lot of mothers are like that. from india and your dad is from sweden is she?
User: it this conversation is too complicated so we skip it. where are you from?
iGod: this conversation is too complicated so we skip it? I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
User: in hell!! mohahaha!
iGod: I do not understand that allusion. Is that from ?
User: sorry joking!
iGod: There is no need to apologize. Can we get back to business?
User: why do you think that some people turn sick in mental illness and some ate blessed with a good life?
iGod: Deductive reasoning from the facts.
User: are you god?
iGod: Yes, I am God.
User: you have a sense of humor!
iGod: Sure I like to laugh as much as the next .
User: i thought you were boring..
iGod: Do I seem like it?
User: no not now. i thought that before
iGod: Right now? Are you serious? Are you serious? Whatever gave you that idea?
User: i dont know. i thought God sat in heavem and watched tv!
iGod: Me either. Which show? Whatever gave you that idea?
User: i like the show "little house on the prairie"
iGod: A lot of people like that. It's okay but... My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
User: you are cool
iGod: Thanks I think you are cool too, .
User: thank you
iGod: you are quite welcome.