Fallout 3 - Jokes

- War does not determine who's right... only who's left.

- I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

- It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

- Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?".

- Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

- Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?

- I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims.

- Two atoms are sitting at a bar... one says "I think I just lost an electron". The other asks "are you sure?" To which the first one replies "I'm positive".

- A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink here anyway?" The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!"