And it all started with a big bang... BANG!

MOOOOOOVVVVINNNNGGGG! Yup! That's right.

Let me paint the picture. I moved into my place 4 months ago after struggling on the streets and kipping at friends. This place was like HEAVEN, hot water, a bed, a kitchen and nice neighbours. However, not longg after I moved it my hot water broke and soon after that a leak started in my kitchen.

It was only small so I didn't worry too much. I rang up the workers and told them. They said that to keep the area controlled and they would be round the next day. They did not show up. They never showed up and as you can guess, the leak got worse.

Lots of stuff started going wrong from then and I just couldn't take it anymore! I moved into the flat next door after verbal consent from the agent who is now saying that she did not say that at all.

Blah blah blah..... I'm getting EVICTED...

I have had my notice for 2 months and boy is it slipping away already!

This is where it gets GOOOOOD! XD

I recently started a band with some friends, old and new. We have had a couple of practices and it's going ok I suppose but the main point is that we are really good friends. I like that. Friendly banter and lots of booze and guitars. Shhhweeeettt!

Friday we were supposed to have a band practice but guess who couldn't make it? Me.

I'm not ashamed to say I was crying my eyes out, I mean. Who wouldn't be if they had been told to 'Get the fuck out', 'You're evicted' 'Go back to where you came from' This last one was the most painful as she knew my circumstances, that before here I was on the streets.

Anyway, panicking the guys phoned me, not knowing I was mid-hysterics my dad answered the phone. After I realised it was the guys I snatched the phone off him and apologized profusely. Explained my situation and the fact that would not be coming that night.

'Bollocks!' My friend said. 'Grab yer' knickers, your guitar and get your arse here.'

I did what I was told and before long I had stopped crying and we were having a laugh. We didn't even go to bed!

As it so happens, our drummer, the guy who was on the phone to me, had his birthday the day before! So being Saturday an the day he got paid it was only natural to have a party!

Bloody hell. What a party. We drank 3 crates of beer a bottle of whisky and a little vodka, not much since that was for tonight. Haha! Anyone seen Still Crazy? No? Fucking wicked movie. Go watch it if you haven't already! We played beer pong, rage, I have never. We sound like a bunch of kids but geez it was hilarious. We played cod till 8 am this morning. It's wonder I'm up and able to walk!

(Note: As you can probably tell, I am fucking shattered right now. I have no clue where the energy to write this has come from. Typ.)

So just before we all stumbled to bed at 8, we had a wind down with some metal and good chat.

This part might be slightly off since my memory is a bit hazy but I'll try to remember as much as possible with help from the guys on the phone. Enjoy! :):

Sonic So Sibz, Jal asked me something while you was packing today. Got me thinking.
Me: Yeah go on?
Sonic: We were just talking about the solicitors and crap fro Tuesday and she asked me 'why haven't you asked her out then?'

*Room laughs* I'm just sitting there 'awkward like'

Scott: Eh, she's too good for yer lad. Don't 'ave a chance, does he?

*Room is laughing again but I'm now blushing like fuck ofc.... -_-*

Sonic: but... I am the birthday boy...
Me: Sorry love, you may be a drummer but you need to have a cock that I can see without using a microscope.
Tony: BAD-UM-TSS! Burrrrrrn
Sonic: Objection your honour! Me and my ten foot cock, disagree.

*Laughter.*

Luke: Anyone feel like we're on a sitcom here?
Tony: Fuck yeah. They don't write this shit. Lets see uh, 4 guys and 1 girl. I'll have to think on that, got to be something to relate to like.

*Scott is reading a comic and there is a bit we can't remember, we had a kind of debate about DC vs Marvel. (Marvel won) and somehow got onto the subject of science. Which is when it hits us...*

Me: Fucking hell. I got it. So fucking simple.
Sonic: Finally figured out where you went wrong on the fable missions?
Me: No... The sitcom. It's the big bang theory isn't it.

*Realisation.*

Me: Sonic is Leonard. Scott is Sheldon, obviously. Tony, is Howard no doubt about that.
Tony: How the HELL am I Howard?
Sonic: Well you have the hair down pat, you're a well know womanizer and to top it all off you have a jew nose and live with your mother.
Tony: I do not ya slimy twat. Can't deny you're Leonard though. Allergic to dairy can't get a fucking woman and dude, you have the ma from hell.
Scott: I like his mother.
Sonic: Point taken. Luke is deffo Raj, wicked on guitar hero, can't sing, shy and never fucking speaks.
Luke: I can speak to women! I've had more than you either way!
Me: That of course leaves me...

Everyone is grinning at me.... it was quite disturbing to be honest.

Sonic: So...Penny... My place or yours?
Me: Not in a thousand condoms Sonic.
Sonic: It's ok sweety. You're already in my bed. (Yes, when I moved in I got his room...Silly joke)


---

So yeah!

A tad long but if you read it and enjoyed it let me know. We all have new nicknames according to our characters.

Me: Penny
Sonic: Leonard
Scott: Sheldon
Tony: Howard
Luke: Raj

So begins the adventure of living with two (Technically four) guys. Wish me luck and I'll post our random nights and band progress in my blog. That'll keep me busy whilst I am job searching!


Captain Sibby

Edit: Oh and on a side note! I know I mentioned getting a job in one of my recent posts. Turned out it was a scam! Oh well, it happens. Back to the drawing board!!

Over and out!