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Saga, nu är jag sådär förvirrad igen.30 juli 2011 kl. 16:34
Saga, det känns ok ändå.
17 mars 2010 kl. 12:21
Saga, jag ska bli lesbisk
14 mars 2010 kl. 22:33
Saga, det är svårt, men går ändå.
9 mars 2010 kl. 12:43
Saga, idag köpte jag en ny ipod
2 mars 2010 kl. 00:09
Saga, jag har tappat bort min ipod.
25 februari 2010 kl. 11:26
Saga, jag har gjort om på mitt rum.
21 februari 2010 kl. 20:43
Saga, the joke is on me!
19 februari 2010 kl. 15:15
Saga, varför fortsätter jag skriva till dig?
12 februari 2010 kl. 15:11
Saga, idag är en sådan där bra och glad dag.
10 februari 2010 kl. 11:12
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Riktigt namn: Yozzan Civilstatus: SingelLäggning: Straight
Intresse: Spel
Bor: Själv
Politik: Vänster
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Musikstil: Indie-rock
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Medlem sedan: 2008-02-15
Saga, the joke is on me!
- Billy, why did you eat your homework?
- The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Just one, but it will take about 6 episodes.
- How many 18years old does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
- Just 2, but it will take a pretty big lightbulb to fit them in there.
- How many psychiatrist does it takes to change a lightbulb?
- Just one, but the lightbulb have to want to change.
- So Mickey, you wanna divorse your girlfriend because she is crazy?
- No, you got me wrong. I said she was fucking goofy!
- I thought the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
- What did one wall said to the other wall?
- Lets meet up in the corner!
- How du you get 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charizards on to a bus?
- You poke 'em on!
- How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
- Poke'r face!
- Why did the tomato blush?
- Beacuse he saw the sallad dressing!
- How do you kill an elephant?
- With an elephantgun!
- How do you kill an blue elephant?
- With an elephantgun?
- With an BLUE elephantgun!
- How do you kill an red elephant?
- With an red elephantgun?
- No, you choke it until it turnes blue and the shoot it with an blue elephantgun!
So how do you kill an purple elephant?
- You choke it until its blue and the shoot it with an blue elephantgun?
- OMG! There is not such a thing as an purple elephant!
- Why is six so afraid of seven?
- Beacause seven eight nine! (säg det!)