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Birdy Tjej, 29 år

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30 juni 2011 kl. 21:25
Birdy Tjej, 29 år

Citat från PointlessName


Torsofuck - Raped by elephants


I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again


HAHAHA ASUM

Ninefootsubway Kille, 30 år

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30 juni 2011 kl. 21:27
Ninefootsubway Kille, 30 år

Friday..?

Sharon Tjej, 33 år

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30 juni 2011 kl. 21:29
Sharon Tjej, 33 år

Den där "Jag kommer"-skiten som spelas överallt.

sQuiggle 27 år

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27 juli 2011 kl. 20:02
sQuiggle 27 år

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
I think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

KaptenMeow Kille, 31 år

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27 juli 2011 kl. 20:05
KaptenMeow Kille, 31 år

fest hos mange.
rent skräp rakt igenom

kyungsoo Tjej, 29 år

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28 juli 2011 kl. 22:24
kyungsoo Tjej, 29 år

Måste bli Fest hos mange då... usch... xd

Inadekvat Tjej, 31 år

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28 juli 2011 kl. 22:31
Inadekvat Tjej, 31 år

Thåström, Håkan Hellström, Per Gessle, you get the point.

Edit:
Okej, jag tänkte på Hellströms sång.

Ekaan Kille, 32 år

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31 juli 2011 kl. 19:54
Ekaan Kille, 32 år

Anal Cunt - I sent concentration camp footage to Americas funniest home videos.
My uncle was best friends with Hitler
He had some cool footage of Dachau
I was watching Americas Funniest Home Videos on dust
And sent some footage to that fucking gay show
I sent concentration camp footage to Americas Funniest Home Videos
I sent concentration camp footage to Americas Funniest Home Videos

I Didn't win the $10,000
So i sent interment camp footage
I didn't win again
So i sent birth of a nation


WTF...

Felicia Tjej, 28 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:07
Felicia Tjej, 28 år

Hemskaste? Helst skulle jag vilja att du definierade en hemsk låttext isåfall.

Men någon hemskt dålig och egentligen intetsägande är någon låt av Hollywood Undead.

The bottom of a bottle is my only friend
I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm
Gone, gone, gone, gone.

ledsnalina Tjej, 30 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:12
ledsnalina Tjej, 30 år

Kissies 'Succes' har riktigt jävla kass text.

andvari Tjej, 30 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:14
andvari Tjej, 30 år

Robyn - Call your girlfriend, usch.

jimjimjimjimjim Kille, 31 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:17
jimjimjimjimjim Kille, 31 år

the ataris - giving up on love

''I guess I'm giving up on love
'cause it really kind of sucks''
så jävla djupt

Cre4tivum Kille, 31 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:18
Cre4tivum Kille, 31 år

"snälla snälla snälla" låten.. styp jäveln...

Nemean Kille, 29 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:20
Nemean Kille, 29 år

gore death metal texter

Siamsa Kille, 28 år

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7 augusti 2011 kl. 14:21
Siamsa Kille, 28 år

Thy Art Is Murder - Infinite Death

"I fuck your daughters
Hack them up
Kill them one by one
The taste of pure slut is all that keeps me here"

något i den stilen?


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