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u_suck_tbh
33 år
Citat från RedShirtGuy
Ey man listen.
You think your style's so cool and the rimes that you kick
But what i can tell, its only your ego that big as my dick
Now man, I dont want to start hatin'
Since i dont want my bitches watin'
So ill be kinda quick
And let you suck my dick
Frankly, I find your arrogance intolerable!
You assume - I presume - that I am mere gullible!
I'm glad to inform you that your female dogs will not have to wait,
as I present them a tribute of your mangled carcass - you're newest "style" as of late
Your genitals will suffer the most endearing consequence
of your workerclass,
bastard-born,
trash-like incompetence!
The moment my servants are done with you and your demeanor - like that of a goblin,
not even your mongrel family will want to a burial ceremony with an open coffin
MakeECGreatAgain
37 år
Citat från u_suck_tbh
Your eager talking strike me as quite sincere, but you only call on the obvious,
you clutch at straws and then proceed in disappointing all of us
Hidy ho, chap - we're convinced you can do better,
but if you require some extra time to aquire the right rhyme,
you can always sit down and write us a letter
You boast of physical feats, yet has never felt a wound to speak of
"Chop, chop, off we go" - I'll chop both your hands off!
You're just scared of the truth, that when I'm done with you you'd be shitting in diapers
I should make enough money off my rhymes to drive around in Lambourghinis and Dodge Vipers
But I don't need no Lambourghini when I'm like fucking Houdini
You try to chain me up with your lines but I come bursting out immediately
You're just too weak for that, haven't eaten any spinach lately?
I'll gladly write you a letter, that'd be the last thing you see
I fill it with anthrax, but your life is so worthless I'll recycle cans for the postage fee
Then I just keep making bomb tracks, so bitches please, watch yo backs
u_suck_tbh
33 år
Citat från BukkakeTsunami
You're just scared of the truth, that when I'm done with you you'd be shitting in diapers
I should make enough money off my rhymes to drive around in Lambourghinis and Dodge Vipers
But I don't need no Lambourghini when I'm like fucking Houdini
You try to chain me up with your lines but I come bursting out immediately
You're just too weak for that, haven't eaten any spinach lately?
I'll gladly write you a letter, that'd be the last thing you see
I fill it with anthrax, but you're life is so worthless I'll recycle cans for the postage fee
Then I just keep making bomb tracks, so bitches please, watch yo backs
I do believe I recall you being one to put coins on railroadtracks,
such a waste of investment should you decide to switch to bomb-attacks.
You compare youself with tricksters - and seemingly rightly so!
Your lacking poetry is but a tragic gesture - a gesture of "true blow"!
You seem to be ahead of time, my young fellow,
spinach and muscles? A combination much mellow!
Please do visit me sometime, in my newly constructed villa of nineteen-ten,
and I'll make sure you give your regards to your family that you'll 'never see them again'
RedShirtGuy
Tjej, 33 år
Citat från u_suck_tbh
Frankly, I find your arrogance intolerable!
You assume - I presume - that I am mere gullible!
I'm glad to inform you that your female dogs will not have to wait,
as I present them a tribute of your mangled carcass - you're newest "style" as of late
Your genitals will suffer the most endearing consequence
of your workerclass,
bastard-born,
trash-like incompetence!
The moment my servants are done with you and your demeanor - like that of a goblin,
not even your mongrel family will want to a burial ceremony with an open coffin
You come here rappin' bout killin'
The only thing you scare up is a cat chillin'
Some say that tophat of yours makes you bling
but i can't really say that it makes you king
I'd say you are just like Duke Nukem.
You show up twelve years late, raped by Gearbox
And now the only thing you do is suck on some cocks
u_suck_tbh
33 år
Citat från RedShirtGuy
You come here rappin' bout killin'
The only thing you scare up is a cat chillin'
Some say that tophat of yours makes you bling
but i can't really say that it makes you king
I'd say you are just like Duke Nukem.
You show up twelve years late, raped by Gearbox
And now the only thing you do is suck on some cocks
I must ask you to calm down - these are not words you are using!
But may I be so modest as to suggest you ramble because you are loosing?
Again, you young fellows with your vulgarity and obscenery,
did your parents not teach you anything about decency?
I would wager a quarter of my wealth that you would not be able to compete and be proper!
And should I lose, I'll eat my hat tonight for supper!
Brimsgane
Kille, 33 år
I really don't have the time to waste on a low-life like you,
but if you insist, I'll hand you a minute the next time I go to the loo
You're rhyming is awful and your timing is off,
please do work on it a little - before you start to scoff!
Why on earth would I inflict the matter of my own defeat?
You seem quite the "commoner" indeed, poorly educated and with dirty feet!
A lawyer? Really, you must jest!
It's a strictly family business and no mere "commoner" may protest
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No lady or lord shall dismiss my appearance
untill you got my rightful clearance
all you will ever hand in the loo,
will be my dick so true..
Like the rich noble you are, you only see the flaw,
when you see your mistake you'll just stand there in awe..
You're just another rich spoiled girl, walking on highheels to seem tall,
but ofcoarse you dont look where you go and walk into a wall.
MakeECGreatAgain
37 år
Citat från u_suck_tbh
I do believe I recall you being one to put coins on railroadtracks,
such a waste of investment should you decide to switch to bomb-attacks.
You compare youself with tricksters - and seemingly rightly so!
Your lacking poetry is but a tragic gesture - a gesture of "true blow"!
You seem to be ahead of time, my young fellow,
spinach and muscles? A combination much mellow!
Please do visit me sometime, in my newly constructed villa of nineteen-ten,
and I'll make sure you give your regards to your family that you'll 'never see them again'
I can put coins in your blown out eyesockets too, just like in that movie, The Boondock Saints?
I'm kind of amazed that you're still standing, when every other competition reads one of my lines and faints
Yeah, I may be a trickster, but what the fuck are you? Some kind of hipster?
This IS the true blow bitch, a load blown right in your face
You're the fifth motherfucker to go, I guess I can call it an "ace"
What's left to visit when I'm done with my bulldozer?
I may seem violent but videogames made me this way, so blame Sam and Dan Houser
Oh now there's just too many pop-cultural references
Maybe something more suitable for you would've been the WW1 trenches
Cuz you try to act like your're a hundred and fifty years old
I think I can stop now, cuz oh snap nigga, you just got told
RedShirtGuy
Tjej, 33 år
Citat från u_suck_tbh
I must ask you to calm down - these are not words you are using!
But may I be so modest as to suggest you ramble because you are loosing?
Again, you young fellows with your vulgarity and obscenery,
did your parents not teach you anything about decency?
I would wager a quarter of my wealth that you would not be able to compete and be proper!
And should I lose, I'll eat my hat tonight for supper!
I think it's time for you to listen to some Mozart.
Because what you are rappin' isn't really art.
Who said i was young,
When you were celebratin' your first birth
I was drinkin' smokin, you now, things that are worth
I think is time to lose the tophat
Before you taste my close combat.
u_suck_tbh
33 år
Citat från DemonicHalo
No lady or lord shall dismiss my appearance
untill you got my rightful clearance
all you will ever hand in the loo,
will be my dick so true..
Like the rich noble you are, you only see the flaw,
when you see your mistake you'll just stand there in awe..
Your just another rich spoiled girl, walking on highheels to seem tall,
but ofcoarse you dont look where you go and walk into a wall.
Foolhardy peasant, I do not require your blessing,
you don't seem to grasp the sheer amount of wealth that stands behind this person whom with you are messing!
I could aquire everything you own - at a discount should I add!
And then you would be forced to work in my mines - where the darkness would drive you mad!
Pardon me, but I did not fail to notice, as I am no mere aprentice
that your "dick" and my loo were apparently in the same sentence?
Do with the poo
in my loo
as you please,
I'd rather not consort with your kind - oh, and please remember to roll your sleeves!
You seem to fathom that I am some kind of fool in a hat?
Walk into a wall? Ha! I have servants to do that!
There's something in this conversation you seem keen to not remember,
I am wealthy, do not insult me, I could buy your house and your youngest family member
u_suck_tbh
33 år
Citat från BukkakeTsunami
I can put coins in your blown out eyesockets too, just like in that movie, The Boondock Saints?
I'm kind of amazed that you're still standing, when every other competition reads one of my lines and faints
Yeah, I may be a trickster, but what the fuck are you? Some kind of hipster?
This IS the true blow bitch, a load blown right in your face
You're the fifth motherfucker to go, I guess I can call it an "ace"
What's left to visit when I'm done with my bulldozer?
I may seem violent but videogames made me this way, so blame Sam and Dan Houser
Oh now there's just too many pop-cultural references
Maybe something more suitable for you would've been the WW1 trenches
Cuz you try to act like your're a hundred and fifty years old
I think I can stop now, cuz oh snap nigga, you just got told
You seem adamant in thinking you really can defeat me?
Only Indians has bested me, and right now I see no teepee?
Ah, finally, a card-playing reference!
I feel compelled to warn you, I have a sort of "Royal Flush"-tendence
wink
I do believe I'll write your death-attest in my finest ink,
before I send you into the french trenches to be skinned like russian mink!
Did you think someone of my status would be granted the petty rank of a private?
Lowly peasant, I'd command you like a ten-soldier in a battle-set!
You may blame your violent tendency on games or other,
but my-time modern psychologist Freud would put the blame on your mother!
Careful with the n-word, slavery was a long time ago
but should you not be careful, I may put you in my fields to sow!
Citat från RedShirtGuy
I think it's time for you to listen to some Mozart.
Because what you are rappin' isn't really art.
Who said i was young,
When you were celebratin' your first birth
I was drinkin' smokin, you now, things that are worth
I think is time to lose the tophat
Before you taste my close combat.
I prefer modern Mahler to Mozart, should I be frank
and what you are conversing about isn't art either, and for that I'd say you have your poor workerclass family to thank
I said you were young, I must be a whole century before you!
Were you not listening? My birth attest says 1875, what about you?
Ah, of course, I am not appalled,
men of common birth tend to drink until they fall
Perhaps there is a lesson to be learned from us richer and better off?
Say, happenstance something along the lines of something about class?
Eloquence? Manners? Or maybe how to hold a glass?
MakeECGreatAgain
37 år
Citat från RedShirtGuy
You come here rappin' bout killin'
The only thing you scare up is a cat chillin'
Some say that tophat of yours makes you bling
but i can't really say that it makes you king
I'd say you are just like Duke Nukem.
You show up twelve years late, raped by Gearbox
And now the only thing you do is suck on some cocks
Yo, I'm gettin' tired of not having any competition
So imma gonna bust your ass too, just sign this petition?
You're not the right person to talk shit about hats
You never take your off, so it must be filled with dust, cobweb and bats
You talk about sucking cocks like you do it yourself more often than you change socks
I guess that's the one thing you and your mother have in common
Experienced cocksuckas, it's so transculent, come on
Duke Nukem 3D was a hell of a game, so bitch stop hatin'
He gets all the girls, and you sick fuck only have a blow-up doll in your basement for datin'
molly
Tjej, 33 år
Citat från BukkakeTsunami
Yeah at least shit happens in my life, unlike your life that's so empty and shallow
It would make a nice flick indeed, but if it had been yours you'd be on your knees ready to swallow
Working on the streets of Gothenburg, so I guess you wouldn't even get on a scat porn in Hamburg
Yeah, you're so comfortable on your couch with your fat bum
Be sittin' there all day all nite, social life? Never gettin' sum
I hope Caleb gets back on drugs and overdoses
I stick my staff in your twat just like Moses
Maybe it'll split you in half just like the Red sea
I'll be chilling in a corner, enjoying the view with a cup of tea
Yeah, I rap about applepie and tea but I'm still the greatest
I'm not even trying hard, just puttin' y'all on a test
'Kay son, I'm getting sick of you nagging about
me dissing you back, givin' you crap
It was fun for a while but shit nigga, chillax
I needed some time to prepare for attack
But I'm here now, so sit down
calm yo tits, get on your knees and fucking bow down
Who the fuck needs a social life when you got these fat rhymes?
And Magic Online, bottle of wine, i'm doin' just fine
and bitch please, 'far as i know, you never leave your house
unless to buy a bottle of Morgan so you can feel a tad aroused
maybe stop at the counter and ogle down the cashier's blouse
i feel bad for you nigga, and I'm no Carl Friedrich Gauss
You be Moses then with your worthless stick
I'll be Jesus, curing the blind, Nazarite whores riding my dick
I'll go old testament on yo' ass and serve it to you with your tea
And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
BOO YA.
Lillasyster
Tjej, 29 år
obama_official
25 år
Handen pekar på mig lol
MakeECGreatAgain
37 år
Citat från u_suck_tbh
You seem adamant in thinking you really can defeat me?
Only Indians has bested me, and right now I see no teepee?
Ah, finally, a card-playing reference!
I feel compelled to warn you, I have a sort of "Royal Flush"-tendence
wink
I do believe I'll write your death-attest in my finest ink,
before I send you into the french trenches to be skinned like russian mink!
Did you think someone of my status would be granted the petty rank of a private?
Lowly peasant, I'd command you like a ten-soldier in a battle-set!
You may blame your violent tendency on games or other,
but my-time modern psychologist Freud would put the blame on your mother!
Careful with the n-word, slavery was a long time ago
but should you not be careful, I may put you in my fields to sow!
I have fields of my own; cotton fields or maybe those which grow rice?
When you're done with the job I can have a treat of Chinese food and use your blood as spice
Rap is another field of my expertise
I bet if you would've been german you'd be yelling "scheisse!"
I can see it in front of me; you running off scared like a bitch is of mice
You'd have shit in your pants, or should I say "bajs"
Lots of different languages in this session
I've got differnet styles too, unlike your 20th century obsession
And about those minks; there's lots of them to save
You vegan fuck should be out there doing something, but I guess you're not that brave
Instead you sit here and try to own me
Before you be finished you'll have outgrown your XXL-tee
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