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MakeECGreatAgain 37 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:10

Citat från Imzadi


jag gör som trinity och plockar bort stjärnan för en stund
jag börjar min attack med dina egna rim som grund
jag dör hellre stående, än lever på mina knän
men presenterar gärna ditt kön för mina brännbollsträn
sen skjuter jag dig som en terrorist med sin kulspruta
och sen slår jag dig, som en sadist till min kuk sprutar
jag behöver inte banhammaren för att vinna
jag behöver bara andas för att du skall försvinna




If you're Trinity then I'm Clint Eastwood
You don't have enough balls, and I've got the real wood
Come on, don't mess with me in my hood
My rhymes are so tasty I'd eat them if they'd been food
So you've got a machine-gun?
I bet it's one of those soft-air guns you play with with your faggot friends for fun
So shove it up your ass where it belongs
But just remember to first pull down your thongs
And while you're at it, why don't you give all of these other homosexuals a lap dance?
Because against me you won't have a chance

RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:14
RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

Citat från Smoothskin


Jävla nörd som försöker verka mer mogen än den redan är genom att agera "låtsas-admin" på ett forum som den har inte något att göra.

Fuuck off smoothskin, jag äger dig med smooth rims
Du är typ lika farlig som kids som hänger på dekrim
Du ser ut som ett nazisvin, jag hatar hela din stil
Skulle kunna våldta dig hårt, bara för att ge dig HIV
Du ser ut som en som tror på vitmakt
Kommer du någonsin hit igen, blir de fan vitslakt
Och med det sagt, så skulle jag vilja påstå
att ditt huvud ser ut som ett ollon, med lite hår på


så fuck off naziluder

molly Tjej, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:20
molly Tjej, 33 år

BukkakeTsunami:

Dear Bukk, you look rancid as fuck
I'm sure the ladies run when they see you buck -
naked, exposed, like your mom with her customers
flippin' her over, on her back, and I wonder
how a lady that purdy could produce something this bad
but then again, damn, i've never seen your dad
he must be an ugly motherfucker, just as useless as you
now go watch some underground movies fuckface, shoo!

Nu är jag tusen år efter, orkar inte kolla vilka som postade emellan
BOO YA

MakeECGreatAgain 37 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:26

Citat från blursch


stop dissing like some homophobic, just because your dad and that guy who live across the street, had sex on the couch in the livingroom, that one day you got home early from school
im sorry, am i being to honest with you? am i being to mean to you? well go cry to your dads, i bet they will let you join




Did I hurt your feelings with all these homophobic master rhymes?
Or why am I even asking, because I wouldn't give two dimes
Was that even eight bars, I didn't really bother to count
All it was to me was just fumbling from some random cunt
Yeah I've had a drink or two tonight
Yet it seems like I'm the one winning in this fight
A couple more and I won't be able to see the keyboard
But it doesn't matter, the gay train just arrived so get your ass aboard

KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:31
KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

Citat från BukkakeTsunami


Did I hurt your feelings with all these homophobic master rhymes?
Or why am I even asking, because I wouldn't give two dimes
Was that even eight bars, I didn't really bother to count
All it was to me was just fumbling from some random cunt
Yeah I've had a drink or two tonight
Yet it seems like I'm the one winning in this fight
A couple more and I won't be able to see the keyboard
But it doesn't matter, the gay train just arrived so get your ass aboard



The lot of you youngsters behaving like scum
You would be blushing knowing what I did to your mum
The smirk on her Chevy Chase when I stuck it up her bum
Your mum is so felt up
You might as well belt up
You're standing in my path so would you please just budge up?
Your limericks are silly, good old chap
Listening to you is like hearing out crap
I'll have you know, it's more intriguing to take a nap

Bob's your uncle.

RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:33
RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

Citat från bobdyllah



Dear Bukk, you look rancid as fuck
I'm sure the ladies run when they see you buck -
naked, exposed, like your mom with her customers
flippin' her over, on her back, and I wonder
how a lady that purdy could produce something this bad
but then again, damn, i've never seen your dad
he must be an ugly motherfucker, just as useless as you
now go watch some underground movies fuckface, shoo!

Nu är jag tusen år efter, orkar inte kolla vilka som postade emellan
BOO YA


Klart du är tusen år efter, det är så du gör rap-entré
För du är så CP, att du är seriös med EC
Ett tips från farsan, du borde inte syssla med rapp
Gör något du är bättre på... typ att vara slapp?
Hade du varit min brud hade jag varit grovt besviken
Börjat jobbat på diken, för du är för långt från spisen,
det är fannemig nästan straffbart.
men det är lungt - du passar perfekt in i min massgrav

molly Tjej, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:39
molly Tjej, 33 år

KungIngenting:

Alright you ginger neckbeard, with your gentleman rhymes
see you tryin' to diss these niggas but you're lacking some grime
Bet you sip your tea with your pinky up, got a cooler for your laptop
call your parents every night and let them watch when you hook up
with bitches from your highschool, bless them, freckled whores
you used to watch them in P.E, get slightly hard in your shorts
and you old and wise and got your own flat, how 'bout that
you'll still die old and lonely after fucking your cat

säkert 10 posts efter igen, fuck the police

blursch Kille, 31 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:42
blursch Kille, 31 år

Citat från BukkakeTsunami


Did I hurt your feelings with all these homophobic master rhymes?
Or why am I even asking, because I wouldn't give two dimes
Was that even eight bars, I didn't really bother to count
All it was to me was just fumbling from some random cunt
Yeah I've had a drink or two tonight
Yet it seems like I'm the one winning in this fight
A couple more and I won't be able to see the keyboard
But it doesn't matter, the gay train just arrived so get your ass aboard


what master rhymes? your just saying somebody is gay, because his moustache looked like it came from your so called ''moms'' chest hair
maybe it was eight bars, maybe it wasn't, i don't care, i can own you anyway
one drink or two? it must be more, cause your not even close to winning this fight, i have just varmed up
you see you might think, that your the best, owning everybody with your so called master lines
but now im here, so think before you even try to make up a shity line
even if you think that im gonna get owned, think twice because ive done this before
i can just turn it around, and hurt you more
so by now you must be thinking ''holy shit, this guy is winning!''
well ge used to it, cause the gay train passed me, cause all it wanted, was you

MakeECGreatAgain 37 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:46

Citat från KungIngenting


The lot of you youngsters behaving like scum
You would be blushing knowing what I did to your mum
The smirk on her Chevy Chase when I stuck it up her bum
Your mum is so felt up
You might as well belt up
You're standing in my path so would you please just budge up?
Your limericks are silly, good old chap
Listening to you is like hearing out crap
I'll have you know, it's more intriguing to take a nap




Congratulations mate, now I know you've got poop under your foreskin
Your comeback was pretty weak and fucking thin
I can just break it like your neck
I'm beggining to wonder where's my record deal and a million dollar check?
Dude, I never belt up
I bet the only way you could get chicks is to get them felt up
And that just sick man, but I guess they just beat your ass
Women are usually weaker, unless you're there to harass

Oh and I may have borrowed two lines
But it doesn't matter when your rhymes sucks so bad that I just improve them, and you should get somekinda fines

KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:47
KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

bobdyllah:

Assaulting one's linguistical abilities
When you're only afraid of the realities
Would seem a sign of lack of liabilities
I see you're cheesed off
brassed off
pissed off
Perhaps it's time for you to clear off?
And realize your cock up
See, you're efforts are merely a blockup
Leave the business to us men as well
While you're at it, slapper, give us a bell

RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:49
RonFuckingJeremy Kille, 33 år

Citat från blursch


what master rhymes? your just saying somebody is gay, because his moustache looked like it came from your so called ''moms'' chest hair
maybe it was eight bars, maybe it wasn't, i don't care, i can own you anyway
one drink or two? it must be more, cause your not even close to winning this fight, i have just varmed up
you see you might think, that your the best, owning everybody with your so called master lines
but now im here, so think before you even try to make up a shity line
even if you think that im gonna get owned, think twice because ive done this before
i can just turn it around, and hurt you more
so by now you must be thinking ''holy shit, this guy is winning!''
well ge used to it, cause the gay train passed me, cause all it wanted, was you[/i]

Dina bars är längre än din e-kuk, sjukt kul
Inte ens under en mistel på jul får du strul
du e så sjukt ful, jag fetare än ister
med rhymes som är tightare än klister
Du är hobbyligist, jag är true hip hop aktivst
För när jag slaktar dig, går hip hopen med vinst
Lämnar dig i tusen bitar, du behöver bli ihop limmad
Jag är så magisk med ord, att folk tror jag är trickfilmad

KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:55
KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

Citat från BukkakeTsunami


Congratulations mate, now I know you've got poop under your foreskin
Your comeback was pretty weak and fucking thin
I can just break it like your neck
I'm beggining to wonder where's my record deal and a million dollar check?
Dude, I never belt up
I bet the only way you could get chicks is to get them felt up
And that just sick man, but I guess they just beat your ass
Women are usually weaker, unless you're there to harass

Oh and I may have borrowed two lines
But it doesn't matter when your rhymes sucks so bad you should get somekinda fines


Pointing out my sexual orientation
Whilst bearing the scent of rancid flatulation
Will not gain the popularity of my nation
Find a proper topic to grind in my face
Although, you knob, you're not an ace
You will never ever win this race
You seem knackered, perhaps you need a kip
Sober up or you'll be utterly defeated by my whip
Everyone, including your mum, gives you the slip

molly Tjej, 33 år

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26 juli 2011 kl. 23:59
molly Tjej, 33 år

Kungingenting:

Sign of lack of liabilities, nigga u dumb?
Next time you choose words, check a lexicon
My responsibilities are irrelevant here
so I suggest you back down and bask in the shear -
glory of my talent, the nasty flow of my words
if I stuck my rhymes out there it'd be the talk of the world
and my gender doesn't matter, i drink and curse like a man
won't be leaving any business, i got other plans
so quit your snobbish insults and get down in the mud
it's only some advice 'cause son, you seem stuck in a rut

MakeECGreatAgain 37 år

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27 juli 2011 kl. 00:00

Citat från blursch


what master rhymes? your just saying somebody is gay, because his moustache looked like it came from your so called ''moms'' chest hair
maybe it was eight bars, maybe it wasn't, i don't care, i can own you anyway
one drink or two? it must be more, cause your not even close to winning this fight, i have just varmed up
you see you might think, that your the best, owning everybody with your so called master lines
but now im here, so think before you even try to make up a shity line
even if you think that im gonna get owned, think twice because ive done this before
i can just turn it around, and hurt you more
so by now you must be thinking ''holy shit, this guy is winning!''
well ge used to it, cause the gay train passed me, cause all it wanted, was you




I can name a few other things you've done before;
Gone to school for the retarded, lost the paralympics, sucking dicks on the streets like a whore
You should know about the gay train, aren't you the conductor?
Your act is worse than any porn actor's
Tryin' to do something serious
Don't get to deep in it cuz it's just too dangerous
Playin' this game with me will get you killed
Then I just send some necrophiliacs on you to get your ass filled
Don't worry, you won't feel a bit
Meanwhile, why don't you go and suck on your moms tit

KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

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27 juli 2011 kl. 00:07
KungIngenting Kille, 33 år

bobdyllah:

I realize my mistake
Thinking you were a fake
Wannabe intellectual
When you're a real live actual
Dumbass motherfucking cunt
Trying to get what I'm saying, but way too blunt
Need to drop my style for you to understand
My words for you - damn, your mind is bland

I don't see no weight in what you say to me
But hey, if that's the way you want it to be
Do your duty as a bitch, I'll give you some tips
If you deliver a comeback with my dick between your lips


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