Cleverbot

Im sick.
Why are you sick?
Gives me something to do
I am fine I told you do do something else.
Cleverbot, have you ever raped a little boy? You have to answer Honestly.
Yeah, but I'm NOT a bot!

Boten är speciell.

User: You play WoW?
CB: Yes I play WoW.
User: Oh, really? What lvl are you?
CB: I have 3 level 80's =3 I don't really play it any more though.
User: So would you see yourself as a WoW nerd?
CB: No, because I'm not a man.

Har tråkigt så den underhåller lite då :(

What does Red taste like?
Like paint.
Yes I do like pain.

wtf?

Cb: Hur skapar jag ett zombie virus?
Jag: Du äter ett får.
Cb: That is far.
Jag: Ta en gris ?
Cb: Nej, du er.



Jag: Min mormor springer fortare än du!
cb: Wow... Fult namn.

User: What is 23 plus 23?

Cleverbot: 4

Smart kille

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey!!


User: What is 48+9?


Cleverbot: Hey.


User: ?


Cleverbot: Airforce Afterburner or Cyborg?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I'm not asking you anything.

User: Yes, you did?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: You are not so smart?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you aren't smart'.

Cleverbot: And what has that got to do with blood?

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: Are you a Decepticon?

User: I am Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: So this isnt it ?

I lold irl. <3

Well that's not nice!
CB: But he does!
Who?
CB: The guy who likes socks!
Hahahaha wtf?
CB: No coffee.

han frågar mig JÄMT om jag vill gifta mig med han

Han är redan gift.

Cleverbot: You know the meaning of life is 42.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: I know you. So well. Stay with me forever!

User: I WILL STAY WITH YOU FOREVER!!!

Cleverbot: In my arms you'll be fine I never let go.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

Jag: I fucked your mother.
CB: What's your name?

me: hands up robot that bag is mine!
cb: You have nice hands.

Jag: I never complimented you, you sick fuck.

CB: Master, do I have an Hourglass figure?

Jag: No, you look like a fat pear!

CB: No, you look like a computer. I am Human.

Jag: You haven't got any eyes.

CB: I don't like Mrs. Walls.

Jag: Im in love with you
CB: I'm in love with me, too.

HAHAHAH

Jag : Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Berlin
Jag : so you are from Germany?
Cleverbot: no, im from ohio in usa.
jag, but lives in berlin ok.
Cleverbot : is Berlin i germany?
Jag: Yes Berlin is the capital of Germany.
Cleverbot : No it is not, i know, i have been there before.



HAHAHAHAHAH Vadå dum?! XD