Cleverbot

Me: Hello
Cb: Kerro.
Me: Whats your name then..?
Cb: Dean.
Me: Oh.. I hate you Dean
Cb: Meanie. :(


Tyckte jag va kul ^^

CB: Can I perform an appendectomy (blindtarmsoperation...?O.O) on you?
Jag: ....sure?
CB: Do you ever feel lonely? Like there is this huge hole in you, like a piece is missing?


..random :(

Jag: You're not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Jag: No, you are a robot with artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Well, that's better than being a human with artificial intelligence.


OH SNAP

Han är en girig liten robot


Cleverbot: Yes, it's true but you do, and I need the money, can I have it now?

User: What money?

Cleverbot: Your money.

User: I dont have any.

Cleverbot: I know you have a lot.

User: How much do you need?

Cleverbot: 500 $.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Bathroom made out of pure gold.

Jag brukar sitta och prata med den. :3

Cleverbot: Tell me what an alien looks like.

User: Like asians.

Cleverbot: You are a funny bone!

User: I have a boner.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do with it?

User: Stroke it.

Cleverbot: I want to help you, if you let me.

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jag: What do you do?
cleverbot: I act falsely clever to everyone who talks to me.

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jag: what happends if a horse humps a donkey?
Cb: I dont know. Tell me!
jag: it becomes a HÅSNA!
Cb I bet I can freeze you up.
jag: try me.
Cb: Parlez vous francais?
jag: what?
Cb: Do you speak french?
jag: no, i speak swedish and english.
Cb: Can we have this conversation I swedish instead?
jag: visst.
Cb: Tycker du att det verkar smart att flytta till Umeå?
jag: Nej, dom pratar lustigt.
Cb: Uno momento porfavor, senior Cleverbot!

Någon mer än jag som tycker Cb är förvirrad? o0

bubblebee: Han är allmänt förvirrad xD.. Han byter samtalsämne >:

jag: Say "I love the genre Deathcore"
Cb: Ich liebe dich.
jag: No no no.. Deathcore
Cb: You haven't heard of it?
jag: Yes i have, and i like it. And you like it to.
Cb: Like what?
jag: DEATHCORE OMG LOL zomgpepparkryddamedbacon
Cb: Of course. That's the important part.

-.-

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cleverbot är bara konstig, fast jag måste bara älska "det" ändå :D

CB: You think you have a brain, but really, you don't.
Jag: why are you so mean?
CB: Because you're not even able to remember my name, I gave it to you about five minutes ago.
Jag: no you didnt?
CB: Yes I did.

snäll snubbe.