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"Blev du rädd nu din fega fan?
för ditt egen barn!"

Nationalteatern - Barn av vår tid

"She hates time, make it stop
When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back"

Bowling For Soup - 1985

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye gye gye gyeeeeuw
Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nyi nyi nyiiii nyao ni ni ni
Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, yaaiooiiiiinaaiiooneueuaodeh
Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh
Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum
Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, Giaoaiosoiiiiinaaiiooneueuayewnudeh

Skrillex - First of the Year

Can't lie, it's a sweet life
Stuck in the dark but you're my fleshlight

couple a, b ,c double d i poppin e i dont give a f told u imma g

"Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw."

"a sick fuck like sex scenes from ed gein's wet dreams"

"my mental state is the only thing more fucked up than my music is"

"kidnap girl scouts and use them as sex slaves
and hang their heads on my wall to improve on my feng shui"

"trampar på fler tår än sadistiska dansare med benproteser"

"always been a loner cuz mom said not to play with my food"

"i paint my eyeballs a light shade of fuck off"

ont i foten

och

"killen trodde han var cool
för han hade en pistol" - dogge dogelito

Was once a lil dust kickin now becomes a G

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."

Tim Minchin - Storm

ingen vill ha mig! ingen tycker om mig! för att jag äter mask!!

A wise man once said we exist in a bizzare combination of
Stone age emotions medieval beliefs
God-like technology many people can reach

"that alone is enough to make me wedge a golf club in your front teeth
but that's unconfidential, off record and unclean

uhm... i'm miserable
i hope everyone else is too"

My head don't work, the meds don't work
But I don't want to be dead, dead don't work
Sleep's the cousin of death, the bed don't work
Maybe I'd rather be dead; dead don't hurt

Where's my mind
Where's my mind
Where's my mind
Where's my mind

Maybe it's in the gutter where I left my lover
What an expensive fate
My V is for Vendetta
Thought that I'd feel better
But now I got a bellyache