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"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. "

"Why do I hate you so much? Do you ever wonder that? I’m brilliant. I’m not bragging, it’s an objective fact. I’m the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed, and I hate you. It can’t be for no reason, you must deserve it."

"I’m sure that I will always be. A lonely number like root three. The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine. For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321. Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer. We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued. Your love for me has been renewed"


Philosophy [i.e. physics] is written in this grand book — I mean the universe — which stands continually open to our gaze, but it cannot be understood unless one first learns to comprehend the language and interpret the characters in which it is written. It is written in the language of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles, and other geometrical figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word of it; without these, one is wandering around in a dark labyrinth.