horse rap

Hey it's me, you fucking horse
Here I go again
Here I am, fucking guy
Fucking gay as fucking hell
Here I am, suck my dick
Here I go again


Yo I want a big horse
Yo I want a small horse
For police force
Paul Blart Mall Horse
Make an album with the one and only Tim McGraw horse
Sting you with a bee horse
Saw you with a seahorse
Passed you on the race course
Products I will endorse
My favourite film is G-Force

Ha ha, G-Force...

And all this time
I'm just suckin' dick and doing dope
And if I ain't shooting up
Then I'm in the back snorting coke
And yo, if I'm a plant
Then I'm a bad seed
Cause dawg, all I really do is [smoke big weed, smoke, smoke big weed]

It's me, Kendrick Lamar
I'm a big superstar
And abadabada whoever you are
And this is my greatest verse
And you worse than Fred Durst
And when I get fed, boy, man, I feel a thirst
Your goons are like tomatoes to me, too soft
Every time I see 'em, gotta pick 'em off

Eh-hey, it's Dr. Dre
And listen what I say
You think this shit is just a game
Man, I don't play
I'mma hit you on the head
With my Dre Beats
Then I'mma open up a restaurant
Call it Dre Eats
It's really me

Meanwhile
I'm ganking, life taking, spanking, tanking, and climbing rankings
My score composed by Hans Zimmer
5000 gold I'm banking
And it's your man who did not ban Hecarim I am thanking
Cause now he looks like Titanic's fuckin' sinking

[Here I go, fucking horse
Killing kids with no remorse
Cause it's me, fucking horse]

They recognize my name
Meatwadsprite
Cause when I enter the lane
It goes black and white
And to the other Hecarim
Wondering why he lost
Instead of taking Teleport
Shoulda took Exhaust

What do horses eat?
Hay
What are horses feet?
Clay
Who made this fuckin' beat?
Dre
Is this song complete?
Neigh
[Get it?]

Fuck you, it's me, horse
Skip the bullshit, bring out the main course
I walk up in the restaurant, like a tour de force
Me and my wife are getting a divorce
She gets the house, I keep the Porsche
That way I can run over that
God
Damn
Whore