A man walks into a bar. Switch girl

Pappa fråga om jag är goth nu. Länge men inte visat. Ska in på en pub för andra gången. Hann ej köpa det söta munskyddet med kirby.

Ingen näckros damm, ingen efterfest. Positivt, tror det kommer metall killar? Tänker på brädspels kvällarna. Nöjd med hårfärg men ser ut som en gammal grå häxa. Det blir alltid en pub. Tvungen söka på namnet haken, önska det var språk cafet eller steampunk baren. Ringde för och boka, lyssnade..

Hoppas jag får en bredvid med samma dresscode.
Just det, var ingen dresscode. Endast rädd för levande ljus och om jag inte kommer in. Står man utanför och väntar?

A man walks into a bar
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
But the bar turns into a spaceship
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
I can't remember the end of that joke
You once told it to me when we smoked
On your father's expensive cigars
All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar

How many lovers does it take
To put a light bulb into a socket?
Why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written down in my pocket.
I just remember I laughed til I cried
Because you told it with your funny voice
Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
Those special times we had
When love was just a silly gag

I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart

Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmonica

A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke