My porn

A man once asked me; "Where do you hide it?"
I responded, "When the pig squeels you will know"
He walked off like a question mark
The next day I went to the town hall just to hear the pig squeel
I then left off knowing I was followed by the man
I took my usual route through the dark cave
I was not able to lose him since he had very good night vision
I went into the forest and quickly hid in the bushes
He walked past me knowing nothing
I walked out of my hiding place and exited the forest
As I was walking back to town I noticed that he somehow had caught up with me
I started walking towards the town's bakery knowing it had a backdoor
I entered and ran to the backdoor as fast as I could
As I exited he entered knowing I had taken the backdoor
I ran to the library and hid myself in there for a while
I read a book and relaxed for a bit
I then exited the library to continue my quest to my hidden stash
I went to the town clock and opened the secret door in the wall leading to an underground passage under the town
Once again I noticed that he was following me
I asked myself "How did he know?"
I went through the passage and entered the trap room
I ran to the end of the room and hit the lever to deactivate the traps
I stood and stared at him as he entered the room
"It's you against the clock, will you make it?" I asked
He started to run, I activated the traps
He dodged the first one, the second one and the third one
But what he was not prepared for was me
I pushed him into the third one which was a pit with spikes at the bottom
He fell to his death while he screamed "You will be next"
Not knowing what he meant I entered the room to my hidden stash
Only I had the key to open the stash thus I did
When I was done looking I took my stash with me
"It is not safe here", I said to myself
I left the room and suddenly felt that I was watched
I turned around and saw a dark figure running towards me
I had no time to react, he pushed me
As I fell to my death I wondered, who did it?
I am still dead and wondering, who stole my porn and killed me?

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