Julmusik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOQbZPP6N8

Lyrics:

Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the batmobile lost it's wheel and the joker fucked your mom
...right in the ass

Hey, hey little girls and boys what's on your list for this year teddy bears and lots of gifts well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch! you're getting razorblades stockings of hand grenades and in your sleep tonight i'm gonna cum on your face

You're not getting anything for Christmas you fucking whore the milk was sour and the cookies sucked so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt! you're not getting anything for Christmas you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's takin' names, and your first in line

(later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling)

PUUUUUUUUUUUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE DOWWWWWWN!!!!!!
put that cookie down motherfucker!

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living

Santa's pissed and he's coming to town he's takin' names and he's throwin' down

5 - severed heads in a box 4 - bitches on my cock 3 - beds of nails 2 - bullets 1 - guns
Broken candycanes stockings of coal and bad grades you better watch out!

(bend ya ova, imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

Your not getting anything for Christmas you fucking whore the milk was sour and the cookies sucked so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt! your not getting anything for Christmas you fucking whore Santa's pissed and he's takin' names, and your first in line

Merry Christmas you filthy animal