Ice ice baby fuck :D

A new drinking game is spreading around college campuses. Quite simply the simplest, funniest drinking game ever created. It’s quite easy. Buy Smirnoff ice, present it to one of your bro’s in any manner, your bro must instantly get on one knee and chug the Smirnoff ice on the spot regardless of setting.


Bro’s might ask… what’s the fun in that? Well it’s all about creativity. Planting an ice in a discrete location where your bro might not know where it is. For example… one of my bro’s gave an ice to a bartender and asked him to hold onto it until his other bro showed up. Bro 1 asks Bro 2 if he wants a beer. The bartender then presents Bro 2 with the ice. An instant chant of “you got iced” precedes and Bro 2 chugs the ice on the spot. The best part of the game is that you can ice anyone in on the game at any moment in any place. Bro’s have been iced in restaurants, walking down the street, and at complete inappropriate times, which makes the game all the better.
To really fuck over your bros try and buy the most disgusting flavored ice or a 24oz ice. Pineapple, mango, and grape are top of the list for the most gut wrenching, mind numbing, throw up in your mouth, Smirnoff ice flavors.


Now there are some simple rules to the game:

1.)You cannot refuse an ice. If you refuse to drink the ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be iced.

2.)If you are iced by a fellow bro you can ice block. When presented w/ an ice, you pull out an ice of your own and reverse the ice on your bro. The ultimate ice insult.

Now Many you may think it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard of. Try it with your bros and it will dominate your life. It’s all about planning and strategy. You always have to be prepared and watch your back. At any moment you could get iced. You may look like the biggest fucking flamer walking into a store and buying a six pack of Smirnoff ice, but don’t let those bro haters judge you. Little do they know you are bout to destroy one of your bro’s nights for the enjoyment of the brommunity.

ADDITIONAL RULES
Given that the refusal of an Ice results in immediate excommunication and shunning of a bro, it is important to know the rules for an Ice Block.

Technical rules in the event of a bro argument:

1) A bro is permitted one step to retrieve their bro-shield and avoid getting Iced
2) If the Ice Block is any farther than arms reach with one step then the bro must accept the Ice in the normal fashion (take a knee and chug)
3) This allows the bro to inconspicuously carry an Ice on him at all times

Acceptable forms of “Ice”:

1) Smirnoff Ice. The citrus flavored malt beverage, specially know for its punishing taste.
2) Flavors include: Strawberry Acai, Watermelon, Pomegranate Fusion, Triple Black, Wild Grape, Green Apple Bite, Raspberry Burst, Original, Pineapple, Mango….
Now, you might be asking yourself, “Why can’t I Ice a fellow bro with a Mike’s Hard or another type of bitch beer?”. The answer is simple, there is nothing more insulting than being forced to take and knee and publicly slam down a Mango Smirnoff Ice.