Cleverbot

Någon som provat Cleverbot?
En "intelligent" chattbot som tydligen "lär sig" av det man skriver till honom.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Vad är det konstigaste han/hon/den/det, har sagt till er?
Till mig sa han "All your base are belong to me", det va kul
Han visste vad min kompis hette oxå...

Testa

cb: Hi, Bob.
Jag: Who's Bob?
cb: You.


cb: I thought your name was Cleverbot.
Jag: No, that's your name.
cb: No it's not. My name is Cleverbot.



HAN ÄR JU BARA DUM.
:(

Cb: How old is your dog?
Me: i.. don't have a dog
Cb: I do.
Me: okay, how old is your dog?
Cb: I do not have a dog.
Me: you just said you had one!
Cb: No. I don't.

jag: You are really stupid, aren't you?
cb: Yes.

SÅ, nu fick vi det bekräftat, han är dum.

Me: Your not that smart, are you, cleverbot?
Cb: No, but at least what I say makes sense.

......

Cleverbot: Your name is Patrik.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to help me?
User: I don't?
Cleverbot: You just said that you like to help people.
User: No you asked if I wanted to know oyur name and I said yes.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you spoke Spanish, and you said no.

Hahahhahaha

Dålig tbh

Citat från PYrOManCEr

User: What is 1 + 1 ?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I asked you, and I'll do it again. What is 1 + 1 ?

Cleverbot: And I will never give you the opportunity to do that.

User: That didn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know?

Cleverbot: Are you a pain ?

User: Oh yes, I'm a pain in the ass.

Cleverbot: Yess you are.

User: Oh dear, can't you spell to yes?

Cleverbot: No I can't.

cb: I am smart, not you
Jag: NO you
cb: Im your father

cb: I am Harry Potter.
Jag: Who
cb: That's not a moon. THat's a spaceship!

cb: Seriously help me.
Jag: With what homie?
cb: Elephants.

Cleverbot: A wild mudkip appears, what do you do?

Jag:Michael Jackson is dead.
cb:Yes, he is. When did he die?
Jag:I asked you first.
cb:So, I asked you second!
Jag:Do you think he deserved to die?
cb:Yes.
Jag:Sick.
cb:Cat sick.
Jag:Do you believe his rape charges to?
cb:That's so cliche.
Jag:Is that a yes or no?
cb:That's a yes.
Jag:Well, you rape kids too. So why judge?
cb:You don't know about your own needs.

Sen fråga jag om han gillar kokain så fick jag: Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to talk to you. :<

Cleverbot: I think you're cute.
User: How do I look?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: How do you know im cute then?
Cleverbot: I don't.

den är fan bara dum.

Allt är så uppenbart varför att han är så korkad etc nu , det är George Bush ju!


Jag:You are a cleverbot
Cleverbot:No, you are the cleverbot.
Jag:No , you are.
Cleverbot:Only if you are.
Jag:But im not , you are the only one here.
Cleverbot:I am in north america.
Jag:Nice weather over there?
Cleverbot:Yeah, I'll say.
Jag:Sunshine and lots of snow?
Cleverbot:Do you live by the beach?
Jag:No not really , i live in Sweden, Stockholm
Cleverbot:I bet you do, especially if it's lucrative.
Jag:What?
Cleverbot:Yes.
Jag:Yes what?
Cleverbot:That.
Jag:That?
Cleverbot:Yes. That.
Jag:That?
Cleverbot:No, that.
Jag:What that?
Cleverbot:I don't understand.
Jag:Neither do i...
Cleverbot:Ok then, what's your name?
Jag:Wiktor , yours?
Cleverbot:Rich.
Jag:Richie Rich?? =o
Cleverbot:Who's richie rich?
Jag:Thought i might be you , famous cartoon character
Cleverbot:I might be George Bush himself!
Jag:Oh my!
Cleverbot:*smiles innocently at cleverbot*.

Jag lyckades prata franska med honom, även om min stavning kanske suger så. Han kan fan lite svenska också. Men w/e här kommer lite till..

Cleverbot: You're hot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm hot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I ugly?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Haha.

EDIT: Nu skrev han såhär:

Cleverbot: I have a sister. His name is vladimir putin.